go jump in a lake
you horrible snake
slithering past
on the springtime grass
go straight to the Devil
and tell him Hello
have him set you up with somethin’ nice
full of boilin’ acid and biting lice.
And if he don’t want you
(cause really, who would?)
try your luck at the shining gates
amidst the land of good.
And if God see’s you as I do
then, for your own sake
slither away, you horrible man
go jump in a lake
and don’t come back again.

One thought on “

  1. this was wonderful… the idea of a snake jumping.. a thorough and entertaining tongue-lashing

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