All right. The eye doc said that I have alien eye rot.
I’m not even kidding.
some inflamation on my retina that is causing distortion. Also,
apparently the viscocity of my eye-jell-o is way too thin for my age
(just goes to show I’m really older than I look, hah).
So I have
to go in, get a bunch of tests done, and go back in to the doc.
Apparently since the liquid in my eye is becoming too runny too quickly
its causing retinal tearing and nerves are coming apart.
Sounds wonderful don’t it?
Nothing to panic about though, she tells me. I told her I was going to go home and take some aspirin and ice my eye.
She didn’t laugh.
Neither did i.
The problem is that they don’t know whats causing it, in fact, it’s one of those things they “haven’t seen before”
which by the way, is one heckuva comfort.
So, fingers crossed, eye-patch of ice applied, and a bottle of aspirin downed.